14 things you’ll only understand if you’re struggling to find a rental home
1. The gradual depletion of your housing deposit.
After months without any luck, that €1,000 seems to be just waiting to take you on a holiday.
2. The estate agent’s number always popping up on your recent call list…
You call them more than anyone else in your phone book.
3. …and your significant other starting to suspect you’ve developed a romantic relationship with them.
How come you never call me 12 times a day?
4. The rush of joy you feel when you’re invited to a house viewing
Finally!!!!!!!!
5. Seeing the same people over and over at your house viewings.
Under other circumstances perhaps we could be friends, but as far as I’m concerned you’re currently my mortal enemy.
6. Turning green with envy whenever you hear about a friend’s “fantastic new place” that they got “for such a great price.”
I’m so *happy* for you. Really.
7. Having nothing but housing pages in your internet history….
Do I even have a life anymore?
8. ….and feeling sad whenever you happen to come across a rental that got away….
Which happens all the time, every day, because they ALL seem to get away.
9. Becoming so obsessed about finding a place that you literally dream about it.
Last night, I dreamt I lived somewhere nice and STILL had money for food. It was amazing.
10. Having to decline invitations to friends house warming parties because you’re just too bitter.
Nice for some. But insanely frustrating for others.
11. Lowering your standards with each passing week….
No shower, broken stove and recurring rat infestations? Sounds like a winner!
12. While you increase your budget….
€1,500/month for an old studio apartment? Sounds legit.
13. And your search parameters……
So it’s 250 km from work and 100 km from the nearest town, but what’s all that for a place of our own?
14. Having to seriously consider living situations you never thought you would have to.
I hear there are some nice garden sheds at B&Q…..
But fear not, my home-searching friends! Keep persevering and stay optimistic and one day you will have a brilliant new house to call your own!
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